Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil (TV Series)
He's Not the Messiah, He's a DJ (2005)
Jessi Klein: Lucy
Quotes
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The Senator : Uh... focusing on ME now. Attention turns back to me, please!
Lucy : Please fuck off!
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Lucy : Dad, I gotta go. I'm going out. We'll talk another time.
Satan : Oh, oh, oh, oh. Wait, wait.
Lucy : Have another drink.
Satan : I have a favor to ask you.
Lucy : What's the favor?
Satan : I mean, a present... to give you. I have a present to give you.
Lucy : What is it?
Satan : I want you to go out on a date with a friend of mine, who is a U.S. Senator. Right? He's rich and...
Lucy : Ew.
Satan : He's good looking. Sort of.
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Lucy : I've actually met a nice guy and I'm with him right now. Which is why I can't talk, so please let me go, okay? Goodbye!
Satan : Well, I'll tell you something, Lucy. I don't think this "nice guy" is going to be a part of your life for much longer.
Lucy : What does that...
Satan : Hmm?
Lucy : I said, what does that mean?
Satan : Nothing...
Lucy : Dad!
Satan : Ha ha...
Lucy : YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!
Satan : MWAHAHAHA. Sorry.
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The Senator : So'd you like riding over here in a helicopter?
Lucy : Um, no! I actually think it's a total waste of energy to take a helicopter 8 blocks.
The Senator : I know! It's hilarious, isn't it?
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The Senator : You're playing it pretty cool with me! Very "get out of my face"! Very "I'm not impressed with your power and money"!
Lucy : You are an ENORMOUS douchebag!