Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Now You See Me, Now You Don't (1986)

Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman

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Quotes 

• [the secret word is "little" and Pee-wee is trying to trick Mr. Window into saying it] 

  Pee-wee : Hey, Mr. Window, what's the opposite of big?

  Mr. Window : Small?

  Pee-wee : No.

  Mr. Window : Tiny?

  Pee-wee : No.

  Mr. Window : Teeny?

  Pee-wee : No.

  Mr. Window : Itsy-bitsy?

  Pee-wee : No!

  Mr. Window : Petite.

  Pee-wee : No.

  Mr. Window : Miniscule.

  Pee-wee : No!

  Mr. Window : Dinky?

  Pee-wee : No!

  Mr. Window : Then what is it, Pee-wee?

  Pee-wee : Little!

  [everyone screams] 

• Reba : Hi, Pee-wee.

  Pee-wee : Hi, Reba. Guess what.

  Reba : What?

  Pee-wee : I was in the Magic Screen, and I got chased by a bear.

  Reba : Are you sure there's nothing wrong with you?

  Pee-wee : What do you mean?

  Reba : Never mind.

• Pee-wee : [during his magic show]  And now, for my next trick.

  [points to his sleeve] 

  Pee-wee : Nothing up here,

  [points to his other sleeve] 

  Pee-wee : nothing up here,

  [points at his cape] 

  Pee-wee : and nothing up here.

• Knucklehead : Knock, knock.

  Pee-wee : Who's there?

  Knucklehead : [looks around]  Who's there?

  Pee-wee : Pee-wee.

  Knucklehead : Pee-wee who?

  Pee-wee : Pee-wee Herman, the invisible man. Boo!

  Knucklehead : Augh!

• [Pee-wee is invisible] 

  Pee-wee : Hello!

  Miss Yvonne : [surprised]  Oh! Pee-wee, is that you.

  Pee-wee : Yeah, but I'm over here.

  [runs to another spot] 

  Miss Yvonne : Pee-wee, let me tell you something!

  Pee-wee : Well, go ahead and tell me, but I'm over here.

  [runs again] 

  Miss Yvonne : Look, Pee-wee!

  Pee-wee : No, you look, 'cause I'm over here.

  [runs again] 

  Miss Yvonne : I can't talk to someone I can't see.

  Pee-wee : I see London, I see France!

  [upskirts Miss Yvonne and laughs] 

  Miss Yvonne : Oh! Oh!

  [exits the Playhouse] 

• Globey : Pee-wee is certainly having fun being invisible. Huh, Randy?

  Randy : Yeah, but I kinda feel sorry for the guy.

  Globey : What do you mean?

  Randy : It's awfully hard to get noticed when you're invisible. Think about this. He can't have his picture taken, he can't even answer the Picture Phone.

  Globey : Hmm.

  Randy : And what if he can't come back?

  Globey : What do you mean?

  Randy : What if he stays invisible forever?

  Pee-wee : I've heard that, Randy, and I'm not going to be invisible forever. I can make myself visible whenever I want to.

  Randy : Oh yeah? Prove it.

• [invisible Pee-wee cries by Jambi's box] 

  Jambi : [opens his box]  Who's that crying outside my box?

  Pee-wee : It's me.

  Jambi : Oh, the Amazing Pee-wee. Are you still invisible?

  Pee-wee : How did you guess?

  Jambi : And I suppose you want me to make you visible again.

  Pee-wee : Yes, please.

  Jambi : I don't know if I can.

  Pee-wee : But you're Jambi.

  Jambi : It's not a good idea to mix magics, Pee-wee. It could be dangerous.

  Pee-wee : I'm willing to take the risk.

  Jambi : All right.