Madea Goes to Jail (2006 Video)

Chantell D. Christopher: Vanessa

Quotes 

• Vanessa : What happened to the love between the two of us?

  Sonny : It ended when the two of us became three.

  Vanessa : I'm sorry, Nate.

  Sonny : Did you just call me Nate?

  Vanessa : No, I said did you feel the earthquake?

• Ella : Is Madea here?

  Vanessa : No she's not, why don't you come back tomorrow?

  Ella : I'll wait for her.

  Vanessa : I said she's not here, Miss Ella!

  Ella : And I said I'll wait!

• Vanessa : Wow, Miss Ella, you do all the cleaning and cooking and ironing, you're just a regular old slave, aren't you?

  Ella : Uh no dear, no dear, what I AM, is a woman who knows how to treat a man.

  Vanessa : So where is...

  Ella : I ain't got one, I ain't got one.

• Vanessa : [fed up with everybody bothering her, to Sonny]  You, 'where's my shirt?'

  [to Ella] 

  Vanessa : You won't go home,

  [to Nate] 

  Vanessa : I don't know WHY *you're* here.

• Nate : Where's the baby?

  Vanessa : In the tub, it's empty... now let's go back to bed.

  Nate : Vanessa!

  Vanessa : What?

  Nate : I hear water running!

  Vanessa : What?

  [runs to the bathroom] 

  Vanessa : Oh my God! Somebody call 911!