- Arsène Lupin III: Dang it! Goemon Ishikawa the First was boiled to death! So I figured this Goemon would be weak against fire! That's the whole reason I prepared the fuel! But nooo!
- Daisuke Jigen: Enough with the braying. What are you, a donkey?
- Ishikawa Goemon XIII: I plan on killing a man with my one and only beloved sword.
- Arsène Lupin III: Really? And who is this man?
- Ishikawa Goemon XIII: Lupin the Third.
- Arsène Lupin III: Um... do you know what Lupin looks like?
- Ishikawa Goemon XIII: Unfortunately, I have no idea.
- Fujiko Mine: Oh, Lupin! I'm so glad. So, are you going to help me?
- Daisuke Jigen: [rolling over on the couch] Hmph! This is ridiculous.