The Brothers Bloom (2008)

Rachel Weisz: Penelope

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Quotes 

• Penelope Stamp : I think you're constipated, in your fucking soul... I think you might have a really big load of grumpy petrified poop up your soul's ass.

• Penelope Stamp : This was a story about a girl who could find infinite beauty in anything, any little thing, and even love the person she was trapped with. And i told myself this story until it became true. Now, did doing this help me escape a wasted life? Or did it blind me so I didn't want to escape it? I don't know, but either way I was the one telling my own story...

• Penelope Stamp : There is no such thing as an unwritten life, only a badly written one.

• Penelope Stamp : I don't know about "truths." A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells, the less you know.

• Penelope Stamp : I collect hobbies. I see someone doing something I like, and I get books and learn how to do it.

• Bloom : Do you feel cheated?

  Penelope Stamp : The trick to not feeling cheated is to learn how to cheat.

• Stephen : So what are your plans in Greece?

  Penelope Stamp : I don't plan.

  Stephen : Good for you.

• Bloom : How did you find me?

  Penelope Stamp : Bang Bang.

  Bloom : Bang Bang?

  Penelope Stamp : She gave me her cell number.

  Bloom : Bang Bang has a cell phone?

• Penelope Stamp : Oh my god, I'm so horny!

  Bloom : [exiting]  Goodnight.

• Penelope Stamp : A thunderstorm! I LOVE thunderstorms!

• Penelope Stamp : I know I'm pretending to be a smuggler ba ba ba... BUT what you don't know is that I'm a real smuggler because I tell it like I own it. You know what your problem is? You just gotta stop thinking and just enjoy the ride man.

• Penelope Stamp : I think a little real danger might suit me, so, uh, if you three want to join my smugglers gang, I'll uh, y'know, uh... consider it.

• Bloom : What was your childhood like?

  Penelope Stamp : I make cameras out of watermelons.

• [last lines] 

  Penelope Stamp : He said to me, there's no such thing as an unwritten life. Just a badly written one.

  Bloom : Oh God.

  Penelope Stamp : I love you Bloom. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna live. Like we're telling the best story in the whole world.

  Penelope Stamp : Are you ready?

  Bloom : [narrating]  And Stephen said something else one. The perfect con is one where everyone involved gets just the thing they wanted.

• Penelope Stamp : I'm an epileptic photographer.