- Philip Drummond: [meeting the boys for the first time] Welcome, Gentlemen!
- Willis Jackson: [confused, looking behind them] You talking to US?
- Philip Drummond: Of course.
- Arnold Jackson: How 'bout that, Willis? Downtown 2 minutes and already we're gentlemen.
- Willis Jackson: Not one word from you, Arnold. NOT ONE WORD!
- Arnold Jackson: Does this count as a "word"?
- [blows him a raspberry]
- Philip Drummond: Let me show your room and my hot tub.
- Willis Jackson: You stole a tub?
- Arnold Jackson: If we help you fence it, we get half.
- Philip Drummond: Willis you sleep in the bottom bunk and and Arnold sleeps on the top.
- Willis Jackson: Why are you always telling us what to do? Do you think we have any brains?
- Philip Drummond: I'm sorry Willis. I guess I made another faux pas.
- Arnold Jackson: You did what for your pa?
- Philip Drummond: That.s French for "I blew it"!