- Delivery Guy: Package for Josh Nichols.
- Josh Nichols: Thanks! Have a good day!
- Delivery Guy: Don't tell me what to do.
- [Drake and Josh finish the tree house but only Josh spots a problem]
- Josh Nichols: Drake.
- Drake Parker: What?
- Josh Nichols: Where's the door hole?
- Drake Parker: It goes right there. See? I drew it with the magic marker.
- Josh Nichols: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
- Drake Parker: Dude, I'm gonna.
- Josh Nichols: Oh, really?
- Drake Parker: Yes!
- Josh Nichols: So, go get the power saw.
- Drake Parker: Okay, I will.
- [Drake runs into the wall, realizing he can't get out]
- Drake Parker: I see the problem.
- Josh Nichols: OH, DO YA?
- Josh Nichols: [calling from the treehouse] Oh, Megan, Megan, Megan!
- Megan Parker: Calm down. I'm bringing your screws.
- Josh Nichols: No-no-no, I need you to bring me up the saw.
- Megan Parker: Why?
- Josh Nichols: 'Cause Drake forgot to cut the door out, so we're trapped in here.
- Megan Parker: Oh my God... this is the greatest thing that's ever happened.
- Drake Parker: Megan, just hand us up a saw right now!
- Megan Parker: No, I don't think I will.
- Drake Parker: Come on, we gotta meet our dates in two hours. They're hot twins.
- Megan Parker: Too bad. I missed Janie's birthday party. Now you two can miss your dates. No twins for you.
- Josh Nichols: Megan, you bring up that saw right now.
- Megan Parker: Naw, I'm gonna get a snow cone.
- [leaves]
- Megan Parker: [ordered to fetch screws] You guys make me sick. Maybe I better go check into "Saint Illness."
- Megan Parker: Hey, do me a favor and tell me if this hurts.
- [shoots Josh with a rubber band]
- Josh Nichols: OW! Yeah, it hurts!
- Megan Parker: Cool. Thanks.
- [walks away]
- Drake Parker: Dude, listen, you ready for this? I got a date... with twins.
- Josh Nichols: Twins?
- Drake Parker: Hot identical twins, and they're gonna meet me at The Premiere tomorrow night, and you're invited.
- Josh Nichols: I get to go on a double date with you and two hot twins?
- Drake Parker: No, but I thought maybe you could bring us some drinks and snacks and stuff.
- Drake Parker: [reading rocket instructions] Next it says "Insert fuel pod into tail beneath rocket's fue... fue..."
- Josh Nichols: Sound it out.
- Drake Parker: "fue-cell-egy?"
- Josh Nichols: FUSELAGE!
- Drake Parker: Like I work for NASA!
- Josh Nichols: [told to rebuild a treehouse tomorrow] But we have dates tomorrow.
- Drake Parker: With hot twins.
- Walter Nichols: Tough squash.