Kyle MacLachlan: Orson Hodge

Quotes 

• Dr. McLean : [about Danielle after her suicide attempt]  She is resisting our efforts to pump her stomach. She says she only took three sedatives.

  Andrew Van De Kamp : She's disoriented. Pump her.

  Bree Hodge : Andrew!

  [to the doctor] 

  Bree Hodge : Pump her.

  [to Andrew] 

  Bree Hodge : They're sticking a tube down her throat. Do you still think this is funny?

  Andrew Van De Kamp : Mom, this was a half-assed bid for attention.

  Bree Hodge : This was a cry for help and if we don't listen, the next time, she could do something even more dangerous.

  Andrew Van De Kamp : Yeah, next time, she might jump off the porch.

  Orson Hodge : Stop it! Suicide is the worst thing that can happen to a family! I will not have it made light of!