30 Rock (TV Series)

Pilot (2006)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Liz Lemon : Where's Gary?

  Jack : [Kicks down door and enters room]  Gary's dead. I'm Jack Donaghy. New VP of development for NBC/GE/Universal/Kmart.

  Pete : Oh, we own Kmart now?

  Jack : No. So why are you dressed like we do?

• Jack : Alfredo's, 2 PM.

  Liz Lemon : I'm not dressed for that.

  Jack : You're dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?

• Pete : Okay, marry, kill: Oprah, bin Laden, and Jenna.

  Liz Lemon : What did I tell you about playing that game with people in the room?

  Jenna Maroney : No Liz, it's okay.

  Frank : Okay, well I'd marry Oprah, for the money. I do bin Laden for revenge and then his own people would kill him. And I'd kill Jenna.

• Jack : I want you to think about Tracy Jordan.

  Pete : The black guy?

  Jack : The black movie star. I flew with him on a private jet to the Super Bowl recently and I found him very entertaining.

  Liz Lemon : Isn't he, um... crazy?

  Jack : Tracy's had his problems in the last few years.

  Tracy Jordan : [cut to Tracy on the news, running through traffic in his underwear]  I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi!

• Jack : Are you drunk?

  Liz Lemon : [drunk]  Yessss!

• Liz Lemon : [Referencing Tracy Jordan]  Isn't he umm... crazy?