Quotes
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Pete : Okay, marry, kill: Oprah, bin Laden, and Jenna.
Liz Lemon : What did I tell you about playing that game with people in the room?
Jenna Maroney : No Liz, it's okay.
Frank : Okay, well I'd marry Oprah, for the money. I do bin Laden for revenge and then his own people would kill him. And I'd kill Jenna.
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Toufer : [Complaining to Liz] Surely our massive conglomerate parent company could spring for a samovar of coffee.
Frank : Yeah, or, like, a big coffee dispenser!
Toufer : [Condescendingly] That's what a samovar is.
Frank : Are there other black nerds, or is it just you and Urkel?
[Toofer just stares at Frank]
