- Beavis: [while watching the video to "NWO" by Ministry, Beavis had commented that it would be cool to see somebody puke. They do] Yeah, but not blood. That goes against the boundaries of good taste. Kids might see that.
- Sergeant: Seems you boys joined by assigning yourselves a rank. So, which one of you signed up as "Major Woody" and "Private Parts?" Why you little pinkos!
- Sergeant: I can get you delayed entry, your own uniforms, grenades, and ammo. I can probably get you station over at Fort Dix.
- Butt-Head: Fort Dix? Is that anywhere near fort nuts?