Smart People (2008)
Sarah Jessica Parker: Janet Hartigan
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Quotes
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Janet Hartigan : [shows up uninvited] Am I interrupting anything?
Chuck Wetherhold : No, welcome. We could use some anti-venom in the snake pit.
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Janet Hartigan : I'm sorry I called you an arrogant windbag the other night.
Lawrence Wetherhold : You called me a *pompous* windbag the other night.
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Lawrence Wetherhold : Why would you have a baby with me?
Janet Hartigan : Because you don't know how to properly use a condom.
Lawrence Wetherhold : Message received.
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Lawrence Wetherhold : Just go home and get some sleep, and get the perfect SAT score.
Vanessa Wetherhold : That's what I've been trying to do.
Lawrence Wetherhold : mercurial...
Vanessa Wetherhold : I learned that word in the 5th grade.
Lawrence Wetherhold : fecundity...
Vanessa Wetherhold : Ah, English is my first language.
Lawrence Wetherhold : uxorious...
Vanessa Wetherhold : That's appropriately obscure - mind you I know it. Overly fond of one's wife.
Lawrence Wetherhold : That's my girl.
Janet Hartigan : I have a good one. eft...
Vanessa Wetherhold : Let me ponder... Short in stature. Diminutive.
Janet Hartigan : No I'm sorry, eft is a young newt.
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Janet Hartigan : I like suburban Pittsburgh for Christmas.
Lawrence Wetherhold : Yes. Really gliferous. Euro. Paris of uh, western Pennsylvania.
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[Vanessa has just hung up on Janet after a passive aggressive telephone conversation]
Janet Hartigan : [muttering to herself under her breath] Bitch.
Vanessa Wetherhold : [muttering to herself under her breath] Bitch.