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Quotes
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Rick O'Connell : Look kid, I've put down more mummies in my time than you.
Alex O'Connell : You put down one mummy, Dad.
Rick O'Connell : Yeah. Same mummy... *twice*.
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Rick O'Connell : Your ass is on fire!
Jonathan Carnahan : My ass?
Rick O'Connell : Hold still!
Jonathan Carnahan : Rick, my ass is on fire! Put me out!
Rick O'Connell : I'm putting it out!
Jonathan Carnahan : Put me out, Rick!
Rick O'Connell : Just hold still!
Jonathan Carnahan : Spank my ass! Spank my ass!
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[upon being surrounded by an army of the undead]
Rick O'Connell : These are, uh... They're good undead guys, right?
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Mad Dog Maguire : I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any!
[Mad Dog laughs and Rick joins in]
Rick O'Connell : Why am I laughing?
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Rick O'Connell : I! Really! Hate! Mummies!
Evelyn O'Connell : It seems the feeling's mutual!
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[stopping a truck and throwing the man out]
Rick O'Connell : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, pal. There's a mummy on the loose!
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Rick O'Connell : Here we go again.
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Alex O'Connell : When I saw you lying there, Dad, I... I've never been so scared in my life.
Rick O'Connell : Well, that makes two of us.
Alex O'Connell : I mean, you know, you're not supposed to die, you know? You're Ricochet O'Connell, right? Get beat up, you get tossed around, but... you're always standing there in the end. I never really thought of the world with out you.
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Rick O'Connell : Time to go to plan B! Blow up the tower!
Jonathan Carnahan : Hey, I'm actually a little concerned about plan B! Can't we go straight to plan C?
Rick O'Connell : Just make it go bang! I'll cover ya!
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Rick O'Connell : Alex?
[turns around to see Alex is gone]
Rick O'Connell : Where'd he go?
Evelyn O'Connell : Where do you think?
[looks through binoculars to see Alex running to find Lin]
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[an arrow pierces his Rik's shirt sleeve then Evelyn removes the arrow]
Rick O'Connell : Hey! That's my favorite blue shirt.
Evelyn O'Connell : I've always hated that shirt.
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Rick O'Connell : [to Dragon Emperor] Enough tricks! Where's your honor? Fight like a man!
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Jonathan Carnahan : Much as I'd like to stay this boyishly handsome forever, Shangri-La is a crock.
Rick O'Connell : Yeah, but that's what you used to say about mummies, too, Jon. You did pretty well off it.
Jonathan Carnahan : Good point.
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[Alex opens a trunk filled with guns and grenades]
Rick O'Connell : What did you do now? Rob an armory?
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Alex O'Connell : Yeah, we can get in close, Dad. And then we can finish him off with Lin's dagger.
Rick O'Connell : Look, I'm sorry, I just don't put much faith in your girlfriend's magic dagger.
Alex O'Connell : Okay, Dad, she is not my girlfriend.
Rick O'Connell : You say that now, but I still don't trust her.
Alex O'Connell : Well, I do. So you should trust *my* judgement, okay?
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Evelyn O'Connell : Any regrets, darling?
Rick O'Connell : None. Not ever.
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Jonathan Carnahan : Boys! If I may... Do we have a plan for the Emperor?
Rick O'Connell : Yeah. We're gonna hit him high, hard and fast and smash him like a Ming vase.
Jonathan Carnahan : And if that doesn't work?
Rick O'Connell : We go to plan B... Plan B! You go upstairs, you blow up that gold tower thing. You light it up. We blow the guy sky high!
Jonathan Carnahan : Me?
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Rick O'Connell : There it is! We found it!
Evelyn O'Connell : The Gateway of Shangri-La.
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Rick O'Connell : So how did your book reading go?
Evelyn O'Connell : Oh, fine. Thank you.
[discouraging]
Evelyn O'Connell : Until they asked me, ''When will there be another Mummy adventure?''
Rick O'Connell : Yeah, but you did promise the publisher a third book.
Evelyn O'Connell : I know. But I spend my nights staring at a blank page, completely blocked.
Rick O'Connell : We could skip dinner, and I could...
[plays classic music]
Rick O'Connell : ... attempt to inspire you upstairs.
Evelyn O'Connell : Oh, that's so sweet of you, darling. But I'm going to sit at that typewriter until something exciting comes out.
[classic music brakes, Rick changes of face - happy to sad]