- Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: In only three hours, the whole school is going to know our deepest secrets.
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: What do we do?
- Kenny Tan: Leave the country forever? Go to Africa?
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: What?
- Rosie Cartwright: I just want to say it's been really nice knowing you guys.
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: [narrating] This was a low point for the Sleepover Club. We had lost our fighting spirit. We needed it back. And fast.
- [to the other girls]
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: We're not about to give up, girls! I refuse to be humiliated in front of the whole school. It's just not going to happen.
- Kenny Tan: There must be some way to get that tape back.
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: [narrating] And then, gazam! The idea came to me!
- [to the other girls]
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: Blackmail! We need a piece of information about them which is just as embarrassing.
- Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: Is there anything in the entire universe more embarrassing than our tape?
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: Yes. There is. I can't believe I didn't of this before.
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: [narrating] Kenny hatched an immature but effective plan that would delay the M&Ms for a short time after school while we raced over to Lyndsey's house.
- [Kenny sticks some recently chewed gum on the M&Ms' locker keyholes]
- Marco Di Pieri: [he, Matthew, and Michael put their keys in their keyholes and discover the gum] Oh, yuck!
- Matthew McDougal: The leftover club.
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: [narrating] Now, you're probably dying to know what was on that video Michael was so embarrassed by. So were Matthew and Marco.
- Marco Di Pieri: [he and Matthew have Michael tired to a chair, playing the embarrassing video Lyndz had of him earlier] I didn't know you liked Mexico.
- Michael Collins: Oh no.
- Matthew McDougal: Oh, what legs!
- Marco Di Pieri: I didn't realize you had this hidden talent.
- Matthew McDougal: I wouldn't have gone for a leg kick there, though. Maybe a spin.
- [pauses the video]
- Matthew McDougal: Oh no. One more time.
- [reminds the video]
- Marco Di Pieri: Yeah!
- Michael Collins: Don't make me sit through it again!
- Matthew McDougal: This really is very embarrassing.
- Matthew McDougal: You girls coming in?
- Marco Di Pieri: You wouldn't go to a hundred dollars, would you?
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: Just before you show the tape, we might have something you're interested in?
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: [holds up the tape from her house] Something Michael in particular might be interested in?
- Michael Collins: No way! I can't be! Mom promised she'd get rid of it!
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: She couldn't bring herself to do it. Mom was so proud of her little cabaret star.
- Matthew McDougal: What's going on here? What's *this* tape?
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: Michael? Are you going to tell him?
- Michael Collins: If it's what she claims it is, it's not something I want out there.
- Matthew McDougal: Oh, come on, Mike. Don't be a wuss. How bad can it be?
- Michael Collins: It's bad, alright? Real bad.
- Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: Are you feeling lucky today, Michael?
- Matthew McDougal: Collins, this is war. And every war has casualties. In this case, it's you.
- Marco Di Pieri: Yeah. In the end, it's worth it. We get to see the sleepover girls totally embarrass themselves.
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: It's simple, Michael: Neither of us gets humiliated or we both do.
- [holds out the tape. After a while, Michael finally gives the SOC their tape and Lyndz gives Michael the tape she has]