- Rosie Cartwright: Okay, the next part of our tribute to Kenny sleepover is the Kenny greedy guts challenge.
- [everyone else groans]
- Rosie Cartwright: The aim of the game is to see how many sweets we can shove into our mouths as possible in a minute. Kenny's record was 32 Jelly Babies.
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: I never knew how Kenny managed it.
- Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: We'll never do as well as she did.
- [knock on door]
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: That's our secret knock!
- Rosie Cartwright: Got to be the M&Ms.
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: Don't answer it! Don't answer it!
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: What are we going to do?
- [knock on door]
- Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: So they've got our secret knock. Who cares? It's not the only secret knock in the world! We're not going down without a fight, right?
- [everyone grabs a pillow. After 12 seconds, Frankie opens the door... and the person who has been knocking is Kenny]
- Kenny Tan: I come in peace!
- [the other girls scream with joy and hug Kenny]
- Kenny Tan: Dad didn't like the job, Gran kept going walkabout, we all hated being away! Dad came home yesterday and said we're all coming back to Crescent Bay!
- Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: Why didn't you tell us?
- Kenny Tan: I wanted it to be a surprise! You should've seen my gran; she was singing all the way home. And it looks I'm just in time for the midnight feast!
- Will Cartwright: [about their dad hiring a house keeper] Bad news: he's hired one.
- Rosie Cartwright: For real?
- Mr. Cartwright: Ah. You're home. You told her.
- Rosie Cartwright: I can't believe you would hire someone without letting us meet her first!
- Mr. Cartwright: Relax! She's not old, she's not scary, and she doesn't have a mustache.
- Rosie Cartwright: That still leaves lots of room for horrible variations.
- Mr. Cartwright: Now, her name is Tatiana and she used to be a waitress. Ah, there she is now. She's a fast worker, she's cheerful, and she's cheap. Basically, I found us an angel.
- [Tatiana trips]
- Rosie Cartwright: [narrating] An angel with two left feet. Perfect!
- Will Cartwright: Did you take my computer mag?
- Rosie Cartwright: Get real.
- Will Cartwright: Well, it's gone out of my room.
- Rosie Cartwright: Well, my assignment's missing. That's slightly more important!
- Will Cartwright: It's Tatiana. She throws everything in the bin. It's her way of tidying. Haven't you noticed?
- Rosie Cartwright: Dad, Tatiana's taken my homework!
- Will Cartwright: Yeah, she throws everything in the bin!
- Mr. Cartwright: Oh no she doesn't; she's doing a marvelous job! The kitchen's never looked cleaner!
- Rosie Cartwright: She's probably thrown away all the plates.
- Will Cartwright: Or broken them.
- Mr. Cartwright: She gets nervous, and that makes her a bit awkward. You should be trying to make her feel welcome. Seen my thesaurus anywhere?