- David 'Dave' Seville: How are we doing, boys?
- Simon Seville: Well, at the halfway point, you're leading by 6 strokes.
- Theodore Seville: Keep this up and you won't lose your autographed golf club. Oops.
- David 'Dave' Seville: MY WHAT?
- [putts and misses]
- David 'Dave' Seville: [to Alvin] Theodore wouldn't happen to be talking about my ARNOLD PALMER golf club, WOULD HE?
- Alvin Seville: Uh, it's possible.
- Simon Seville: Uh, Alvin bet your golf club against a date in Higgins' club.
- Alvin Seville: [laughs nervously] Nothing to do now, but play to win. Eh, Dave?
- David 'Dave' Seville: After the game we're going to have a long talk, Alvin.
- Alvin Seville: I hate long talks.