Scrubs (TV Series)
My Mirror Image (2006)
Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa
Quotes
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Carla : [J.D. tells Carla, Elliot, and Turk that Kim is pregnant] I'm sorry J.D. but you knew this could happen when you had sex.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I have to tell you guys something but you have to promise not to laugh. Ok?
[Carla, Elliot, and Turk agree]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Ok, on the night of said conception, ah, Kim and I nude-ed up, and um, the dirty talk began and I got a little over excited.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Oooh, She like a the dirty talk!
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : No, I do. I find it gets the ladies going. But I occasionally get wrapped up in it myself, especially when I use some of my different voices.
Dr. Elliot Reid : He does.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Anywho, there was some unexpected friendly-fire, and uh, even though I never got a chance to enter the, the village, ah, there was an air strike on one of the outlying regions.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [Turk yells excitedly and Carla pulls his ear to stop him] Thank you.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Anyway, I talked to the gals in O.B.G and they said it's not uncommon for a woman to get pregnant even if there was no actual penetration.
Dr. Christopher Turk : What your trying to tell us is that you never actually had sex with her?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [after a brief pause] I didn't have a condom.
[Muffled giggles from Turk, Carla, and Elliot]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : And ah, we decided not to have sex because, here's the kicker, I didn't want to get her pregnant.
[Carla, Elliot, and Turk break out in hysterical laughing]
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Carla : You know, maybe Jordan's right, maybe it's time you start dealing with your anger issues.
Dr. Cox : Carla, for something to be an issue, it needs to cause a problem. I mean, honestly, aside from having to, by-law, remain thirty feet away from a certain telemarketer who I visited while he was eating his dinner, I don't see the downside.
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Carla : J.D. needs us right now, okay? So, this is what we're gonna do. Dr. Cox, you're backing off. Elliot, you go talk to him.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Can't wait to talk to J.D. Maybe we can chat about how everyone in this frickin' hospital, other than me, is having a baby. I mean, seriously.
[Points to Carla]
Dr. Elliot Reid : Having a baby,
[points to Turk]
Dr. Elliot Reid : having a baby,
[points to Dr. Cox]
Dr. Elliot Reid : having a SECOND baby.
[addressing a nurse at the next table]
Dr. Elliot Reid : Oh, having her husband's best friend's baby. That's right, Mona, everyone knows!