My Gym Partner's a Monkey (TV Series)

Two Tons of Fun/Docu-Trauma (2006)

Tom Kenny: Jake Spidermonkey

Quotes 

• Jake : Four more books for my report. Research sure is hard work, but with this many books, I'm a shoo-in for an A-plus-plus-plus.

  Adam : Then you'd better get cracking. That report isn't going to write itself.

  Jake : Oh, yeah? How would you know? Come on, report, write yourself. Write yourself. Write yourself!

  Adam : I recommend actually reading the book. That may help.

  Jake : Oh, that may help, all right. Help me fall asleep.

• Jake : Well, I learned an important lesson from this whole experience.

  Adam : What's that?

  Jake : Whipped cream doesn't make rhino pie taste any better.

• Adam : What just happened?

  Jake : A one-ton rhino just got beaten by an eight-ounce frog. Where were you the last thirty seconds?