My Name Is Earl (TV Series)
Jump for Joy (2006)
Nadine Velazquez: Catalina
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Quotes
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Catalina : [picks up phone] Nice jumpsuit.
Joy : Ain't you sweet. Now Earl tells me that for some crazy reason, you think we're not friends!
Catalina : The first time you saw me you called me a whore.
Joy : No, you just misunderstood what I said. Which is understandable, I mean because you're Mexican.
Catalina : I'm not Mexican.
Joy : Whatever, you speak Mexican.
Catalina : I speak Spanish.
Earl : Well you both speak friendly, so let's just go with that.
Catalina : Look, I'm not stupid. I know you hate me. And I know why you hate me. It's because I'm hot.
Joy : Excuse me?
Earl : [rubs eye] Damn it, there goes the eye again.
Catalina : You're jealous of my hotness. Admit it, and I'll consider using my incredible body to free you from prison. But not the prison of your fat body, for that you have a life sentence.
Joy : I'm jealous? Sweetheart, I'm about ten times hotter than you. You're a man compared to me.
Catalina : Really? 'Cause the line on my stomach is from my muscles and not a C-Section scar.
Joy : That is NOT a C-Section scar! That's from when my prom date stabbed me! I had both my babies naturally!
Catalina : Then I'm sure your gatito is as saggy as your breasts!
Joy : [opens jumpsuit] Do these look saggy to you? I could float half your village across the mighty river with these puppies!
Catalina : I've heard enough! This was a hell of an apology. Enjoy your jail time. And by the way, your eyeballs are too big for your head. You look like Finding Nemo.
Joy : My eyeballs are big? Yeah well, all the better to see your fat ass waddle away with!
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Catalina : [Catalina has just found out that Earl wants her to dance - jump - to bail Joy out of jail] I will not jump for Joy!
