- Gargamel: I've done it! A Smurf of my very own! No one will ever call me a failure again!
- Weepy Smurf: Everyone think you are a failure? Why, that's horrible!
- [Crying]
- Gargamel: You... you feel bad for me?
- Weepy Smurf: [Sniffing] Well, of course I do. It must be tough going through life as an incompetent buffoon!
- [Cries]
- Gargamel: [Approaches Weepy with a knife before reconsidering] Why... ah... yes...
- [Stuttering]
- Gargamel: it is...
- Gargamel: [Crying] Believe it or not, no one respect me. Not my fellow wizards, not my mommy, not even Azrael.
- [Cries out in tears]
- Azrael: [Meowing in confusion]
- Weepy Smurf: Ah you poor wizard you...
- [Crying]
- Hefty Smurf: I don't believe it. Weeping's still alive.
- Gargamel: You know, I'm sorry I have to eat you, but if I don't, I'll hate myself!
- [Cries out in tears, then blowing his nose with a handkerchief]
- Weepy Smurf: I know... I know...
- [Cries out in tears]
- Gargamel: Wa... wa... What am I'm saying? I'm about to taste victory!
- [Opens the cage where Weepy is kept]
- Gargamel: Come here, you little blue morsel! I waited a long time for this. Why, I could...
- [Crackles]
- Gargamel: weep for joy!
- [Crackles again]
- Hefty Smurf: [Speaking to Weepy in the Smurf Village] Gee, Weepy, when I thought you were a goner... I... I been so baaad!
- [Cries out in tears]