Clarissa Explains It All (TV Series)
Parents Who Say No! (1991)
Melissa Joan Hart: Clarissa Darling
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Quotes
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Ferguson Darling : Outta my way, tuna-breath.
Clarissa Darling : Get lost, pickle-face.
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Sam Anders : [Clarissa wants to get a job at the local carnival] So, when are you filling out your application?
Clarissa Darling : That's the only problem. Mom and Dad won't let me go. They don't think I'm mature enough.
Sam Anders : Great! Why would anyone want to be mature, anyway?
Clarissa Darling : Yeah. When you're mature, your hair turns gray.
Sam Anders : Kids start calling you 'Sir'.
Clarissa Darling : Your butt gets big.
Sam Anders : And the next thing you know, you're watching the MacNeil/Lehrer Report every night.
Clarissa Darling : Maturity is a boring state of mind.