- Donsig: [at door with leaf in hand] Stewart, I'm sick of your leaves in my pool.
- Robbie Stewart: And I'm sick of your face in my house!
- Oliver Oken: [Eating ice cream sloppily] I don't understand why you don't just dump the kid and go home.
- Miley Stewart: And I don't understand why you eat with your face.
- Jackson Stewart: Ok, see, that's easy to say when you don't actually *have* a little sister
- Miley Stewart: It's not my fault, I always wanted one
- Jackson Stewart: Yeah, I always wanted a puppy but they brought you home insted
- Donsig: [sneezes in Jackson's face] Your father gave me his back-of-the-woods cold
- Donsig: Now look at me. I'm withering away to nothing
- [opens shirt to reveal his big belly]
- Jackson Stewart: Well, look on the bright side. You'll be able to see your toes by Christmas.
- Patty Dontzig: [Patty walks in wearing a bathing suit and floaties] Uncle Albert, I want to swim! What's taking so long?
- [referring to Robby Ray]
- Patty Dontzig: I thought you said the hillbilly was scared of you!
- Donsig: He is!
- [sees Robby Ray shiver]
- Donsig: Look, I got him trembling!
- Patty Dontzig: *Come on!* I'm only here for the weekend, and you said we'd do stuff!
- Donsig: Stop nagging.
- Patty Dontzig: I want to do stuff!
- Donsig: Stop nagging!
- Patty Dontzig: I want to do stuff!
- Donsig: [yelling at the top of his voice] STOP NAGGING!
- [to himself]
- Donsig: I don't know where she gets it from.
- [yells at Robby Ray]
- Donsig: KEEP YOUR LEAVES OUT OF MY POOL!
- [grunts and he leaves with Patty, folding her arms, pouting]