30 Rock (TV Series)

Jack-Tor (2006)

Scott Adsit: Pete Hornberger

Quotes 

• Pete : [about Tracy]  So, first you thought he was illiterate, and now you think he's lazy? Liz, you *are* racist!

  Liz Lemon : No, Tracy took advantage of my white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, like over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama.

• Liz Lemon : I'm sorry, you're saying you want us to use the show to sell stuff?

  Jack : Look, I-I know how this sounds.

  Liz Lemon : No, come on, Jack, we're not doing that. We're not compromising the integrity of the show to sell...

  Pete Hornberger : Wow, this is Diet Snapple?

  Liz Lemon : I know, it tastes just like regular Snapple, doesn't it?

  Pete Hornberger : You should try Plum-a-Granate. It's amazing.

  Cerie : I only date guys who drink Snapple.