Karma Calling (2009)

Sulekha Das: Mausi

Quotes 

• Mausi : Jamuna, how can your father afford something like this?

  Jamuna Raj : My dad's a big player.

  Mausi : What does he play?

• Mausi : You know, when you eat meat, you are eating the animal's fear.

  Shyam Raj : We HAVE to listen to this now?

  Mausi : Pain and suffering. In this country, people don't know how to eat.

• Mausi : You're eating ice cream? You'll catch cold.

  Shyam Raj : That's an old wives' tale. You don't catch a cold by eating cold.

  Mausi : I'm not old wife. I'm a widow.

• Shyam Raj : I don't get no respect.

  Mausi : Get a job, then you'll get respect.

• Mausi : So, Nikhil, how do you like Radha's cooking?

  Nikhil : Well, the pakodas are actually sub-par but, uh, she'll get better once we have her installed.

  Jamuna Raj : She's not a freaking appliance.