Karma Calling (2009)

Ansuman Das: Shyam Raj

Quotes 

• Mausi : You know, when you eat meat, you are eating the animal's fear.

  Shyam Raj : We HAVE to listen to this now?

  Mausi : Pain and suffering. In this country, people don't know how to eat.

• Mausi : You're eating ice cream? You'll catch cold.

  Shyam Raj : That's an old wives' tale. You don't catch a cold by eating cold.

  Mausi : I'm not old wife. I'm a widow.

• Shyam Raj : So, Boo, how is your ninety-nine cent honey?

  Radha : What is this English dialect you and your friends speak? I've not heard it before.

  Shyam Raj : Dialect? What you talkin' bout, Willis?

• Shyam Raj : I don't get no respect.

  Mausi : Get a job, then you'll get respect.