- Dean Winchester: Ya' know she could be faking.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
- [Dean nods]
- Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
- Sam Winchester: [after Dean tells Sam about the next person who supposedly killed himself] Yeah I saw.
- Dean Winchester: We gotta figure this out and fast. What did you find out about granny?
- Sam Winchester: You're bossy.
- Dean Winchester: What?
- Sam Winchester: [says slowly] You're bossy... and short hahaha.
- Dean Winchester: Are you drunk?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, so... stupid.
- Dean Winchester: Dude what are you thinking, we're working a case.
- Dean Winchester: Of course, the most troubling question is: "Why do these people assume we're gay?"
- Sam Winchester: Well, you are kinda butch, but I just think you're overcompensating.
- Susan Thompson: Let me guess you guys are here antiquing.
- Dean Winchester: How did you know?
- Susan Thompson: You just look the type. So a Kingsize bed?
- Sam Winchester: What no... ah no, no we're... two singles, we're just brothers.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah.
- Susan Thompson: Oh I'm so sorry.
- Dean Winchester: What did you mean that we look the type?
- Dean Winchester: You know there's a really good cure for a hangover. It's a greasy pork sandwich served up on a dirty ashtray.
- Sam Winchester: [head over the toilet] Uh, I hate you.
- Dean Winchester: I know you do.
- Dean Winchester: Hey are those antique dolls, coz this one, this one here he's got a major doll colection back home, Don't you huh?
- [looks at Sam]
- Sam Winchester: Big time.
- Dean Winchester: Big time yeah, you think he could... ah we could come in and take a look, please I mean he loves them. He's not gonna tell you this but he's always dressing them up in these little tiny outfits, I mean you'd make his day she would huh?
- Sam Winchester: It's true.
- Dean Winchester: [looking at a weird looking dress on the wall] Hahaha what the...?
- Sam Winchester: What?
- Dean Winchester: That's normal. Why the hell would anyone stay here, I'm suprised they kept in business this long.
- Dean Winchester: Alright time for bed, come on Sasquatch, come on.
- Sam Winchester: I need you to watch out for me.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah well, I always do.
- Sam Winchester: No no no, you have to watch out for me alright and if I ever turn into something that I'm not, you have to kill me.
- Dean Winchester: Sam.
- Sam Winchester: Dean, Dad told you to do it, you have to.
- Dean Winchester: Well Dad's an ass, he never should have said anything, you don't lay that kind of crap on your kids.
- Sam Winchester: No, he was right to say it, who knows what I might become?
- Sam Winchester: That doesn't change what we talked about last night.
- Dean Winchester: We talked about a lot of stuff last night.
- Sam Winchester: You know what I mean.
- Dean Winchester: You were wasted.
- Sam Winchester: But you weren't and you promised.
- Dean Winchester: Of course the most troubling question is why do these people keep assuming we're gay?
- Sam Winchester: Well you are kind of butch they probably think you're compinsating.
- Dean Winchester: Right.
- Susan Thompson: Whiskey.
- Sam Winchester: Sure. I know the feeling.
- Susan Thompson: What the hell happened out there?
- Dean Winchester: You want the truth?
- Susan Thompson: Of course.
- Dean Winchester: Well, at first we thought it was some sort of a hoodoo curse but that out there, that was definitely a spirit.
- Susan Thompson: You're insane.
- Sam Winchester: You seem surprised.
- Dean Winchester: Well, yeah, it's just, you know, not the patented Sam Winchester way is it?
- Sam Winchester: Why is that?
- Dean Winchester: I just figured after Ava, there'd be more, you know, angst, and, uh, droopy music, and staring out the rainy windows. Yeah, I'll shut up now.