30 Rock (TV Series)
The C Word (2007)
Scott Adsit: Pete Hornberger
Quotes
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Liz Lemon : We need to fire Lutz.
Pete Hornberger : What? Why? What happened?
Liz Lemon : He called me the worst name ever.
Frank Rossitano : What did he call you?
Liz Lemon : I'm not gonna repeat it. That's how much I hate it.
Pete Hornberger : Fat can?
Liz Lemon : No.
Frank Rossitano : Mouth hooker?
Liz Lemon : No.
Frank Rossitano : Monster bitch.
Pete Hornberger : Hatchet face.
Liz Lemon : No!
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Kenneth Parcell : I just don't want to disgrace the peacock.
Pete Hornberger : Oh, Kenneth. If you're worried about disgracing the National Broadcasting Company, you're too late.
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Pete Hornberger : You're just in reaction right now. You need to just take a few hours and calm down.
Liz Lemon : Don't tell me to calm down, you fungdark.
Pete Hornberger : Yeah, you're right; it doesn't work.
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Pete Hornberger : Oh, I get it. You're trying to be nice now 'cause of what Lutz said.
Liz Lemon : No, I'm not trying to be nice. I *am* nice. I'm a nice person, you bald, gangly -
[clears throat]
Liz Lemon : [pleasantly] I'm gonna try harder. I'm gonna try to be nice.
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[discussing the word Lutz called Liz]
Pete Hornberger : Well, you know, he was probably just blowing off steam. You can't fire a guy for cursing.
Liz Lemon : No, I - I'm not upset by cursing. I *love* cursing. I love it! But this word is not acceptable - no - because there's nothing you can call a guy back. There is no male equivalent to this word.
Pete Hornberger : Well, why don't we come up with one, and then you can call him that? Like, um, "muncus."
Frank Rossitano : "Fungdark."
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[discussing the word Lutz called Liz]
Liz Lemon : The one that rhymes with the name of your favorite Todd Rundgren album.
Frank Rossitano : It rhymes with "Hermit of Mink Hollow"?
Liz Lemon : No!
Pete Hornberger : Oh! Oh, boy.
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Pete Hornberger : Okay, the van to take you up to Connecticut will be leaving at noon, and once you get up to the golf course you're be working in pairs... Okay, have fun; don't get drunk.