Veronica Mars (TV Series)
Lord of the Pi's (2006)
Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars
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Quotes
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Dick Casablancas : Okay, I'm so not supposed to be telling you this, but it's 'way too good. So not only did Chip get Kojaked, someone put a Roman numeral in one of those little plastic Easter eggs and stuck it in his "where the sun don't shine" place. And you know where that is.
Veronica Mars : Worst Easter egg hunt. Ever.
Dick Casablancas : Not a banner day for Chip Diller. He had to get one of the brothers to help unpack his suitcase.
Veronica Mars : What was the number?
Dick Casablancas : What?
Veronica Mars : You said there was a Roman numeral in the Easter egg.
Dick Casablancas : You're missing the point.
[British accent]
Dick Casablancas : They put it up his bleedin' bum!
Veronica Mars : Which kinda speaks to the number being significant, don't ya think?
Dick Casablancas : I guess. I don't know what the number is. It wasn't a baby shower! We didn't all sit around waiting for him to open the egg so we could see what he got!
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Veronica Mars : Worst Easter egg hunt. Ever.
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Veronica Mars : [Keith and Veronica break into Selma's mansion] This is just like that time we went to Disneyland. If I have another altercation with Snow White and her disapproving dwarfs, you're taking Sneezy this time.
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Veronica Mars : The incredible inedible egg.
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Veronica Mars : Do you know what he did with it?
Dick Casablancas : If it's not in his hope chest, I'm thinking he threw it out.
Veronica Mars : When is your garbage collected?
Dick Casablancas : And you think I'm "repungent"?
Veronica Mars : Yes, Dick. Yes, I do.
Dick Casablancas : The garbage truck comes Friday morning. Morty, the homeless dude, comes Thursdays to pull out the bottles and the cans. Can't tell you if they recycle "Keister" eggs.
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Fern : Why are you following me around?
Veronica Mars : Fulfilling my gym requirement. Yoga had a written final.
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Veronica Mars : The park is closed. The walrus out front should have told you.
Keith Mars : Honey, stealthy, remember?
Veronica Mars : Right! Sorry.
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Veronica Mars : Poor Chip. You really "wrecked-um"!