- [last lines]
- Pat Garret: Newton, life is like a penis. When it's hard you get screwed. When it's soft you can't beat it.
- Newton Pyles: I gotta write that down.
- Billy the Kid: Tell me Mr.
- [reads card]
- Billy the Kid: Pyles, is writing stories your reason to live?
- Newton Pyles: ...Yes!
- Billy the Kid: Then bare witness the greatest story ever foretold!
- Mayor Holden: Miss, you don't know WHAT you're dealing with!
- Rayne: Well, then that's fair 'cause neither do they.