Dane Clark: Slate Shannon

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [Slate stalks into his hotel's lobby, followed by Sailor holding a string of fish] 

  Sailor Duval : ...but I caught fish.

  Slate Shannon : Okay, you caught the fish. Stop rubbing it in, will ya. I had an off day.

  Sailor Duval : But all day long you stood right next to me and the fish were biting for me. How do you explain that?

  Slate Shannon : What's to explain? You stuck your head in the water and you told the fish how good they looked in the pan. Believe me, among fishermen, those tactics stink.

• [discussing Sailor Duval] 

  King Moses : She'd make you a fine wife, Mr. Slate.

  Slate Shannon : Oh, my, what a fine mess of fish.

• [discussing a missing hotel guest] 

  King Moses : Mr. Slate, I know where Mr. Anderson went.

  Slate Shannon : Oh?

  King Moses : I was outside when he ordered a cab. He asked the cabbie a question and the cabbie gave him an answer.

  Sailor Duval : Let me guess. Question: Where can a fella have a time in this town? Answer: Tina's Palace of Fun.

  Slate Shannon : And how would you know that, my pretty maid?

  Sailor Duval : Oh, I've heard it chuckled about, I have.

  Slate Shannon : You have, huh? Would you like to go take a look?

  Sailor Duval : Oh, I want to!

  Slate Shannon : Figures. Well, get your bib and tucker - I'm taking you dancing.

  Sailor Duval : Bib and tucker... Have you seen my tucker? No. No, I know where it is. Don't move. I know where my tucker is. Don't move. No. Yes, yes, I do.

• [Slate has just knocked out the murderous Garfield and Bruce] 

  Slate Shannon : Sailor, get to a phone and call the police.

  [rather than do as instructed, Sailor climbs down the ladder to Slate] 

  Slate Shannon : What's the matter, honey? Honey, are you all right? Then what is it?

  Sailor Duval : Mrs. Anderson.

  Slate Shannon : Oh.

  Sailor Duval : Waiting there... waiting for her husband, not knowing he's dead.

  Slate Shannon : Well, I'll take care of that. I'll think of something to say to her.

  Sailor Duval : No! No, I'll tell her. I'm a woman.

  Slate Shannon : Yes. Yes, baby, you certainly are.