Trollz (TV Series)
The Day the Magic Died (2005)
Armen Weitzman: Jasper Trollhound
Quotes
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Alabaster Trollington III : Look. There are all kinds of ways to get into the Amber Caves. I found this one a couple of months ago. But I, uh, didn't go in very far.
Jasper Trollhound : Y'all, he probably forgot his calculator and pocket protector.
Alabaster Trollington III : Very funny, Jasper. Well, I'm ready this time. With the stuff I've got in here, nothing can go wrong.
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[the boys follow Alabaster through the amber caves. Jasper sees an amber stone and picks it up]
Jasper Trollhound : [to Flint] Yo, check this out.
[He hurls the rock at the back of Alabaster's head]
Jasper Trollhound : Cave ogre!
[Alabaster cries out and runs to the back of the group, diving behind a rock. He whimpers. The other boys laugh]
Alabaster Trollington III : For your edification, that was not funny.
[the boys continue to laugh]
Alabaster Trollington III : Now stop wasting time. There's nothing scary in this cave. Nothing at all...
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Jasper Trollhound : It's too bad video games aren't like real life. In the real world, the ladies got all the spells, and all we got is ourselves. Y'all ain't that great.
[Rock sighs]
Rock Trollhammer : [sarcastically] That's, like, real fair. Lucky girls.
Coal Trollwell : Hey, it's not their fault that they've got magic and we don't.
Rock Trollhammer : Well, I don't care. I'm still mad at 'em.
Jasper Trollhound : [giving Rock a fist bump] Yo, my man, I feel your pain. It stinks the only time we get to use magic is in some lame-o game-o.
Alabaster Trollington III : Yes, but to upset yourself is futile. It's the way of the world.