Californication (2007–2014)

Vincent Angell: Ron Jones

Quotes 

• Hank Moody : [to Janie Jones]  Hey, my name is Hank Moody. I'm a writer and I was doing some research...

  Ron Jones : [in Hank's face]  Did I say that you could talk to her?

  Hank Moody : Jesus, you've got a bit of an overprotective vibe happening here.

  [to Janie] 

  Hank Moody : I wanna ask you a question about Lew. Lew Ashby.

  Ron Jones : Hey, hey, I asked you nicely to get off my property.

  Hank Moody : I don't know about nicely, motherfucker. I will leave your property when I'm good and ready... mothafuckaaa!

  [turns around and trips on a bush] 

  Hank Moody : Who puts a fuckin' bush there?

• Hank Moody : Rosario here is my amiga and she tells me that when she tried to call it quits between you two, you didn't wanna stop. Now I'm all for the...

  [pounds hand three times] 

  Hank Moody : That's cool, I'm not one to judge. But you, the power relations are skewed here, you understand? You gotta read your Karl Marx. So I want you to respect her shit.

  Ron Jones : What are you talking about?

  Hank Moody : And I don't wanna hear that she's been let go because the day I hear about that, that's the day that your old lady hears about it, comprende?

  Ron Jones : Fuck you.

  Hank Moody : Fuck me?

  Rosario : No, fuck you, Ron.

  Hank Moody : Fuck you, Ron.

  Rosario : Yeah, fuck *you*, Ron.

  Hank Moody : Fuck you, Ron!