- Ron Stoppable: Uh, Mr. Barkin, you feelin' okay? This crate's not gettin' to ya, is it?
- Mr. Steve Barkin: [out of his mind] OF COURSE NOT! And why do you keep calling me that?
- Ron Stoppable: "Mr. Barkin"?
- [a cow moos]
- Mr. Steve Barkin: [pulling the cow into frame] *HE'S* MR. BARKIN!
- [beat]
- Ron Stoppable: [confused and afraid] Moo?
- [Ron and Mr. Barkin have been sealed into a crate]
- Mr. Steve Barkin: Now quit your yapping, I have to formulate a plan!
- Ron Stoppable: Already got one.
- [pounds on the side of the crate]
- Ron Stoppable: HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
- Mr. Steve Barkin: That's not a plan.
- Ron Stoppable: Not the boss of me.
- [keeps pounding]
- Ron Stoppable: HELP!
- [Late at night, Monique taps into Kim's computer to reach Wade, and sees him dressed in pajamas and playing with action figures]
- Wade Load: "I can't let you launch, Dr. Fusion! World security is at hand!" "Just try and stop me, Dino-Man, ha-ha-ha...!"
- [Monique giggles]
- Wade Load: Monique!
- [throws the figurines away]
- Monique: So many levels of wrong. And aren't action figures a little low-tech for you?
- Wade Load: Their holograms aren't complete yet. You won't tell anyone, right?
- Monique: You get me to Milan, and I'll keep Dino-Man and Purple Pigs on the D.O.
- Monique: [having disguised Kim as Camille] Camille imitated you. A hit-back is fair game.
- Kim Possible: Poppin'.
- Chino: [the real Camille has walked in] But if you're Camille...
- Espadrille: -then who is she?
- [pointing at Kim]
- Camille Leon: Clearly a poser. They're a dime a doz. I mean, who wouldn't want to be me?
- [strikes poses while music plays]
- Kim Possible: Props on the look, G.F, but I'm the real Camille.
- [strikes similar poses with the same music playing]
- Camille Leon: Please, it took like a lifetime to perfect this. Nice try, wannabe-me, but if anyone knows a knock-off, it's the Fashionistas.
- Monique: [having been exposed] Uh, what now, Kim?
- [Kim knocks the Fashionistas back, sending them sprawling to the floor]
- Camille Leon: Kim? As in "Possible"?
- Kim Possible: [whips off her blond wig] Oh, very good, Camille.
- [as Kim walks out of Club Banana, a mysterious figure steps forward, watching Kim with a glare. The mysterious figure then sneaks into Club Banana's office and opens the briefcase containing the designs for the fall fashions. The figure is revealed to be Camille Leon, having disguised herself as Kim. She exits the office and slips the designs under her shirt. As she starts to walk away, Monique notices her]
- Monique: Kim? You know you're not supposed to be in there.
- [Camille makes a break for it]
- Monique: Kim!
- [Monique runs out of the store only to find no sign of her]
- Ron Stoppable: [on Mr. Barkin's unstable state] Hey, at least I'm not the one talking into a rubber chicken. This time.