Pineapple Express (2008)

Cleo King: Police Liaison Officer

Quotes 

• Police Liaison Officer : Don't move; this shit hurts!

  [holding a can of mace] 

  Police Liaison Officer : What's in your hand?

  Dale Denton : It's weed, it's a joint, it's a roach. I thought it was decriminalized. To be honest with you, I have horrible anorexia and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry.

  Police Liaison Officer : Look, selling narcotics to my students is not decriminalized. I'm the liaison officer for this school. And guess what? I just saw three students walking from back here with their eyes as red as the devil's dick!

  Dale Denton : Fuck!

  Police Liaison Officer : You're busted!

  Dale Denton : Those kids came up and they peer-pressured me; this is a horrible misunderstanding.

• Dale Denton : [after explaining everything that's happened]  Do you believe me?

  Police Liaison Officer : I don't know. Give me a minute. It was a woman or a man cop?

  Dale Denton : It was a policewoman. It was a woman.

  Police Liaison Officer : Oh, I think I know who that bitch was.

  Dale Denton : Yes, I will identify that bitch!

• Police Liaison Officer : Oooh, big sexy with glasses!