Andy Barker, P.I. (TV Series)

Three Days of the Chicken (2007)

Tony Hale: Simon

Quotes 

• Simon : Thanks for letting me come.

  Andy Barker : You were hiding in the back seat of my car.

  Simon : I'm just saying I appreciate it.

• Simon : Hey, this address is right near a girl I used to date.

  [laughs] 

  Simon : Yeah, I can't go within 500 feet of that place.

• Lew Staziak : What is it, take your daughter to work day?

  Simon : It is an honor to be ribbed by you, sir.

  Lew Staziak : I'm not ribbin, I just honestly want to know why you're dressed up in men's clothes.

• Andy Barker : Why did we even go to Lew? Half of what he says is crazy.

  Simon : Unless it's not...

  Andy Barker : Please... a murderous chicken cartel? That doesn't exist.

  Simon : Unless it does...

  Andy Barker : Stop doing that!

• Lew Staziak : Thanks for the coffee.

  Simon : Oh, you're welcome, Lew.

  Lew Staziak : [grunts after taking a sip]  Guess you didn't need to bring sugar, you got plenty in your shoes.

• Simon : [scared]  Lew, are you insane?

  Lew Staziak : [threatening]  Yes.