"Andy Barker, P.I." Three Days of the Chicken (TV Episode 2007) - Harve Presnell as Lew Staziak

Lew Staziak : [Lew finds out his old girlfriend is dead] So long, sweetheart. Somewhere in hell, somebody's putting the wood to a quality broad.
Lew Staziak : Everybody eats chicken. Some, like me, for revenge.
Lew Staziak : You don't laugh at a man for screaming at a chicken. They're prehistoric for God's sake!
Lew Staziak : I'm looking for a hot number named Dolores Freeman. Tell her Lew's here.

Federal Office employee : You can tell her yourself if you got a ouija board.

[points to pictures of deceased employees on the wall]
Lew Staziak : Take that, Castro!

[hits a punching bag]
Lew Staziak : What is it, take your daughter to work day?

Simon : It is an honor to be ribbed by you, sir.

Lew Staziak : I'm not ribbin, I just honestly want to know why you're dressed up in men's clothes.
Lew Staziak : Thanks for the coffee.

Simon : Oh, you're welcome, Lew.

Lew Staziak : [grunts after taking a sip] Guess you didn't need to bring sugar, you got plenty in your shoes.
Lew Staziak : Either they're going to a costume party, or Andy asked Daniel Boone the wrong question.
Simon : [scared] Lew, are you insane?

Lew Staziak : [threatening] Yes.

Harve Presnell: Lew Staziak