Andy Barker, P.I. (TV Series)

Three Days of the Chicken (2007)

Andy Richter: Andy Barker

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• Simon : Thanks for letting me come.

  Andy Barker : You were hiding in the back seat of my car.

  Simon : I'm just saying I appreciate it.

• Andy Barker : Why did we even go to Lew? Half of what he says is crazy.

  Simon : Unless it's not...

  Andy Barker : Please... a murderous chicken cartel? That doesn't exist.

  Simon : Unless it does...

  Andy Barker : Stop doing that!

• Andy Barker : Honey, once again I am so sorry that I ruined your barbeque. It's just this case I'm working on.

  Jenny Barker : You know what you're working on? My last nerve. Whatever that means. I'm feeling angry.

• Andy Barker : Well, where do I start? I mean, I don't have a lead. What's my way in ?

  Jenny Barker : If I know Andy Barker, you'll find a way in. For Willy.

  Andy Barker : That's Wally.

  Jenny Barker : Yeah, well, he should change that. He's in America now.

• Andy Barker : [Andy's trashbag rips]  Oh, Mother Hubbard!

• Tom Larivee : [aiming an antique pistol at Andy]  Now get in my Bentley and shut up!

  Andy Barker : Isn't the hostage supposed to drive?

  Tom Larivee : Nobody but me drives Lady Gabrielle.