The Sarah Silverman Program. (TV Series)

Muffin' Man (2007)

Jay Johnston: Officer Jay McPherson

Quotes 

• Officer Jay McPherson : Yeah, so my partner got supsended because this Hispanic kid pulls a gun on him, Paul opens fire. Turns out it's a pellet gun. It looked really real, though.

  Laura Silverman : There should be a law that those things have to come in bright colors.

  Sarah Silverman : Laura, they're human beings!

• Sarah Silverman : So Tig, tell us about yourself. Pour us a piping hot cup of Tig!

  Tig : Well, I'm a lesbian...

  Officer Jay McPherson : Which is fine! Ya know, cause nobody cares.

  Sarah Silverman : What *is* a lesbian? Ya know, what is anything? What's a unicorn? It's a horse with a horn on it's head that's magic... Ya know, a lesbian is just a woman with a horn on her head... that's magic...