- Dr. Steve Brule: What the heck you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.
- Dr. Steve Brule: If you're raking the leaves and it gets all over your driveway, just hose it off dummy.
- Dr. Steve Brule: You have smelly body parts? Smelly under your arms? In the armpits? Just... just put some vinegar on it! Why didn't you think of that?