- Nielle: How long have I slept?
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: My computation is: one thousand, three hundred and seventy eight years.
- Reed Richards: Are you sure?
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: Reed Richards, are you kidding? You built me!
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: I think I'm in love.
- The Thing: In love?
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: That's right. Nielle left a warm feeling in my rubies.
- Sue Richards: Ben, why are you in such a hurry?
- The Thing: I don't wanna give Reed time to remember, eh... that he's mad at me.
- Sue Richards: Calm down, H.E.R.B.I.E., before you jam your circuits.
- H.E.R.B.I.E.: Oh, all right, Sue, but you wait until next time, Benjamin J. Grimm! U-u-ugh!
- Mr. Fantastic: We don't want to fight you. Surrender the diamond peacefully, and we won't harm you.
- The Thing: Speak for yourself. I want that diamond!