The Ghost & Mrs. Muir (TV Series)
Pardon My Ghost (1970)
Charles Nelson Reilly: Claymore Gregg
Quotes
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Claymore Gregg : Ah, Mrs. Muir.
Carolyn Muir : Hi, Claymore.
Claymore Gregg : The year is at the spring and the day is at the morn, and Martha told us/Peevey that she was gonna clean out the cellar, Mrs. Muir, and we are here to help.
Carolyn Muir : Lovely. What's the catch?
Claymore Gregg : Mrs. Muir, I am here to do a good deed with love in my heart.
Carolyn Muir : What's the catch?
Claymore Gregg : I am donating some of the things in the cellar to charity to help the less fortunate and to brighten their lives.
Carolyn Muir : What's the catch?
Claymore Gregg : It gives me a good tax deduction.
Carolyn Muir : That's the catch.
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Claymore Gregg : Wash your mouth out with soap!
Mr. Homer : Soap your own mouth!
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Claymore Gregg : [unhappy with his deal at the charity shop] And don't think I'm not gonna write Charity Headquarters about this, because I am.
Mr. Homer : Do that. The last time you complained, I got a merit citation.