Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 8013 (2006)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Narrate", set at a bowling alley]  I know you took my bowling ball fifteen years ago. I want it, I want it now.

  Ryan Stiles : I don't know what you're talkin' about.

  [to camera] 

  Ryan Stiles : I knew what he was talking about. But I played by the rules and he didn't. You see, every time he comes forward to talk, he steps over the line.

  Colin Mochrie : I want my ball back.

  Ryan Stiles : Tell you what: I got a five-ten split there. You pick it up, you can have your ball back.

  Colin Mochrie : [to camera]  I was going to enjoy showing this guy up. I don't care about any line.

  [moves closer to the camera] 

  Colin Mochrie : I can go anywhere I want. 'Cause this is America, the best country in the world. And if a man can't go over the bowling line, then we might as well walk around with tin cans on our ears and sour cream on our head!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the fish cutter]  You know, I can't look at a fish being cut open with its guts spilling out without thinking of music.

  Ryan Stiles : Who can?

  Colin Mochrie : Exactly. That's why we've come up with a special compilation of 150,000 CDs with over 15 million hours of fish cutting music.

  Ryan Stiles : It's too much music!

  Colin Mochrie : Or IS it?

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of the fish cutter]  Hey, Colin, how much would you pay for a two CD set like this?

  Colin Mochrie : Why, I would pay upward of $15.

  Ryan Stiles : Do you have a CD player?

  Colin Mochrie : No.

  Ryan Stiles : Well then, it's a waste of money, isn't it?