Super Gran (TV Series)

Supergran and the Course of True Love (1985)

Iain Cuthbertson: The Scunner Campbell

Quotes 

• Noodles : Lifting this lot will be no problem.

  The Scunner Campbell : Aye, but on the other hand, who's gonna wanna buy a load of paintings of black puddings?

• Tub : [the Scunner has decided to marry Lady Valerie]  But you can't uncle!

  Noodles : I mean she's horrible, Boss. Not to mention extremely boring.

  [laughs] 

  The Scunner Campbell : So are most women after a while anyway. No, this one is definitely...

  Noodles : You're not serious, boss?

  The Scunner Campbell : Lady Valerie is everything a man could ever want.

  Tub : Yeah, wrinkles and moustache.

  [giggles] 

• The Scunner Campbell : I think I shall spend my honeymoon in the Chisleton bank. Counting her money.