- North Side Gang Leader: [about Slimer aka "The Spud"] Nice guy, sharp dresser. He just don't talk too good.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Go ahead, Egon, my main man, tell the folks at home why we're here tonight.
- Dr. Egon Spengler: We're here tonight because Peter sold the TV rights for lots of money before we could stop him and now we're stuck on national TV and I'm not having any fun at all.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, ho, ho, isn't he a kidder, folks?