Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

Jack's First Date (1995)

Jessica Hahn: Miss Taylor

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• Jack Malloy : Whoa. I believe I'm looking at my Saturday night date.

  Ryan Malloy : You don't stand a chance. That's Miss Taylor, my Civics teacher. Everybody's trying to date her, every guy in this school, every teacher, including half the women teachers, no luck.

  Jack Malloy : [exuding confidence]  Have some faith, oh ye of little boogie...

  [walks over] 

  Jack Malloy : Hi, you come here often?

  Miss Taylor : [short dress, long loose hair, bosomy]  Yeah. Every day. I'm a teacher.

  Jack Malloy : You're beautiful. You could make a fortune dancing naked for a bunch of drunks.

  Miss Taylor : Yeah, but instead I choose to earn peanuts teaching a bunch of idiots.

  Jack Malloy : [laughs]  Look, we can stand here and chit-chat all night, but there are a lot of other women I could be hitting on, so do I have a shot with you or not?

  Miss Taylor : I don't know. You have that pinched, horny look of a married man.

  Jack Malloy : Actually, we just separated.

  Miss Taylor : Really? So you probably haven't had enough time to catch a sexually transmitted disease.