Donnelly Rhodes: Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts

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• Jonah Roberts : So what are we going to do with the money?

  Dr. Grant 'Doc' Roberts : I thought we could pay off the mortgage and buy some savings bonds.

  Nicole Roberts : Savings bonds?

  Jonah Roberts : Mortgage? No no no! We gotta do something really special with it. You deserve it. You owe it to yourself. Something like, uh ...

  Nicole Roberts : A trip to Europe.

  Jonah Roberts : A cigarette boat. Twin V-8. A spoiler. A nose that goes on forever.

  Nicole Roberts : He doesn't want a stink pot. There's the sweetest little sloop for sale in the marina.

  Jonah Roberts : Great - it takes a week to get across the harbour.

  Nicole Roberts : What's your hurry?

  Jonah Roberts : Dad's a busy man. He doesn't have time to sail.

  Nicole Roberts : So you want the Environmentalist of the Year to drive around in a boat that pumps out his body weight in fossil carbons every hour?

  Jonah Roberts : You're right. *I* better drive it.