- [to a paparazzo, about photos he took]
- Madeline Poe: Real avant garde stuff. They ought to hang you in the Getty.
- Casey Woodland: Or just hang you.
- Casey Woodland: Judge Watkins will never go for it.
- Sebastian Stark: I can get a hundred lawyers in here who can tell me what they can't do. Get it done!
- [Julie says she has been asked for America's Next Top Model]
- Sebastian Stark: Let me make this clear: the answer isn't just no. If there's a word *beyond* no, that's what it is.
- [about a totally unbelievable witness]
- Sebastian Stark: I can resurrect him.
- Jessica Devlin: According to the Bible, you need three days for that.