- Bree: [Bree finds Orson and Alma in bed together] Orson, I have caught you cheating, at least have the courtesy to WAKE UP!
- [Bree has found Alma and a passed out Orson in bed together, along with sleeping pills and Viagra]
- Bree Van De Kamp: You raped my husband!
- Alma Hodge: We made love. And when our baby is born, he's going to come back to me.
- Bree Van De Kamp: Baby?
- Alma Hodge: It's true. I could be expecting right now.
- Bree Van De Kamp: Were you expecting this?
- [Bree decks Alma before she calls her house]
- Bree Van De Kamp: Andrew, I need you to come over right away. And, um...
- [pause]
- Bree Van De Kamp: ...bring the wheelbarrow.
- Parker Scavo: [Lynette is looking at herself in an outfit, when she notices Parker in the mirror playing with his foam football] What'cha doin'?
- Lynette Scavo: Oh, deciding what to wear my first day back to work. Do I look fat in this?
- Parker Scavo: I think you look good in everything!
- Lynette Scavo: Wow, you father's taught you well.
- Parker Scavo: What about the street fair? If you're going back to work, who's going to take me?
- Lynette Scavo: Mrs. McClusky, won't that be fun?
- Parker Scavo: No. Do you have to go back to work?
- Lynette Scavo: Come on, you and your brothers will be thrilled. Me going back to work is not that big a deal, we're only loosing a little time together in the afternoon.
- Parker Scavo: Every hour counts. I miss you all day long.
- Lynette Scavo: [She hugs him, kisses and rubs him on the head] Aww, honey, geez. Do you really mean that, or are you manipulating mommy into feeling incredibly guilty?
- Parker Scavo: A little of both.
- Lynette Scavo: Yep, your father's taught you well.
- [He smiles at her]