Gonch's PE Kit schemes, now making use of the school computers, become ever more complex. Clarke grows ever more suspicious of Matthew's stories about his father. A truant officer finds Trevor Cleaver out of school, but he gives his name as "Vince Savage." Robbie rescues Calley from Mauler, and is imprisoned in a huge bunch of chairs. Mr. Robson's crash helmet goes missing, and a locker search is made. It turns up in Mauler's, but he claims innocence, while there is a suspicious smirk on Tegs' face. Georgina's next dare is to put food colouring on her face, and Helen follows suit - but it's ill-timed, as Mrs. McClusky comes into the cookery class at the same moment, and the dyes won't come off in a hurry...
—Geffers