Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (TV Series)

Grodin (2006)

Omid Djalili: Perfectionist

Quotes 

• [X dials the number for an Evil Life Coach:] 

  Perfectionist : Hi. I've changed my menu options, so please listen carefully. For landscaping, press one. Dog walking, press two. Nude housecleaning, press any key any time...

  X, the Eliminator : [impatiently]  Come on, come on, come on...

  Perfectionist : If you need an Evil Life Coach, press four.

  [X presses four] 

  X, the Eliminator : [awkwardly]  Hi... uh, heh... Well, I saw your ad, and uh...

  Voice Mail Prompt : You have... ten... seconds.

  X, the Eliminator : [frantically]  PLEASE HELP ME, I'M NOT EVIL ENOUGH! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! MAKE ME EVIL!